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2011年12月31日星期六

Chin up, it's not the end of the world. On second thoughts...

 

2012 (12A)

2012 is Roland Emmerich's vision of the Apocalypse, which means it's full of spectacular disasters.
Los Angeles slides into the Pacific. St Peter's in Rome collapses on top of praying thousands.
A tidal wave makes an enormous aircraft carrier crush the White House. John and Edward survive all the way through to making the Christmas No 1. OK, I made that last bit up.
John Cusack in the laughably crass blockbuster 2012
Disaster epic: John Cusack in the laughably crass blockbuster, 2012
Even for a Roland Emmerich film, though, it's laughably crass, with the destruction of 99per cent of the human race given less screen-time and human concern than the saving of someone's pet dog.
But the CGI effects are amazing, and this is cinema's ultimate tribute to the joy of blowing stuff up.
Emmerich's last disaster film The Day After Tomorrow was an attempt to show his caring, environmental side, and 2012 is perhaps best appreciated as an epic piece of recycling.
He's reused a storyline from Spielberg's War Of The Worlds about a divorced dad re-earning the love of his ex-wife and children, with John Cusack standing in for
Also, he's borrowed the Jeff Goldblum sub-plot from his own hit Independence Day, with Chiwetel Ejiofor as the principled scientist battling the corrupt political establishment, represented here by Oliver Platt.
It's rubbish, of course. You shouldn't attend this kind of movie expecting King Lear. Nor should you expect light and shade. Roland Emmerich doesn't do comic relief. Well, not intentionally, anyway.
However, if you want massive spectacle, an orgy of disaster-movie clichés and schadenfreude run riot, you won't be disappointed. Cinematic popcorn doesn't come poppier, cornier (or cheesier) than this.
Verdict: The biggest disaster movie ever

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