Arsenal opened the floodgates for A-list Hollywood stars to play in the Premier League when a young Tom Cruise featured in this week’s Champions League game.
Here, we reveal the influx of screen celebrities dreaming of making it on the sporting stage and the films which should top the box office takings over Christmas...
Top Gunner
Cruise reprises his famous action role, this time as a young footballer determined to win silverware for his wise French mentor.Four Wingers and a Full Back
Rafa Benitez continues his search across Spain for yet more fringe players who will add nothing to his squad in terms of quality.
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Die Hard 4
Bruce Willis heads the cast at a struggling Premier League outfit weighed down with debt but refusing to give up. Suggested locations include a ramshackle stadium on the south coast of England.The Magnificent Seven
More action from Fratton Park where the squad is gradually sold off to keep the receivers at bay but the remaining players bravely battle on.Eyes Wide Shut
Manchester United forward Nani is pencilled in for the lead role in this coming of age biopic about a winger who feels he isn’t going anywhere. Sadly, his manager agrees with him.
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The mother-in-law of a top golfer conceals herself in the closet as she stalks her petrified prey seeking revenge for her wronged daughter. Not for the faint-hearted or those with a high handicap.Bachelor Party
Tiger Woods is your guide as he takes you through a typical weekend in the life of the world’s richest sportsman.Paint Your Wagon
Woods tries to cover up the damage after the fateful car crash which started his spiralling descent.Free Willy
Another warts-and-all look at the private life of our man Woods (stop it now, Editor).Karate Kid 3
Tony Pulis lands the biggest role of his life as a vigilante football boss who won’t put up with any whispering in the showers after the game, even from the bigger kids.Harry Potter and the Fake Blood Prince
Former Harlequins director of rugby Dean Richards gets his big break when he headlines this searing expose into the covert world of professional sport and the lengths people will go to in order to triumph.Dragnet 2
Stone-faced leading man Andy Murray reluctantly accepts that he must learn to volley more if he is to win that coveted Grand Slam title.Short Circuit
More cycling sprint glory for Sir Chris Hoy and the usual cast as they sweep all before them on the way to London 2012.
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Cannonball Run
Behind the scenes as Usain Bolt wins Olympic gold.Cannonball Run 2
Behind the scenes as Usain Bolt wins more Olympic gold.Where For Art Thou Brother?
Bonding movie in which close siblings Lewis and Jenson learn to work together in the same garage. But where has Lewis gone with all the fuel? And where has the best set of tyres disappeared to?The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Another Premier League football club’s fancy dress Christmas Party goes disastrously wrong in this fly-on-the-toilet-wall documentary. Robbie Fowler narrates.
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A Man For All Seasons
Ryan Giggs looks back at playing his part in every single Premier League campaign.I Know What You Did Last Summer
It’s sink or swim for Freddie Flintoff as he takes on his first leading man role – after flotation lessons at his local swimming pool.Dead Calm
The weather ruins elite sailor Ben Ainslie’s preparations for more Olympic success.Toy Story
Robbie Savage and Teddy Sheringham compare flash motors in a distasteful show of oppulence.
Toy story: Robbie Savage could star in a film flashing off his mega motors
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