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2012年1月3日星期二

THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: Arsenal's Tom Cruise takes starring role in a cast of would-be sporting movies


Arsenal opened the floodgates for A-list Hollywood stars to play in the Premier  League when a young featured in this week’s Champions League game.

Here, we reveal the influx of screen celebrities dreaming of making it on the sporting stage and the films which should top the box office takings over Christmas...


Top Gunner

Cruise reprises his famous action role, this time as a young  footballer determined to win silverware for his wise French mentor.

Four Wingers and a Full Back

Rafa Benitez continues his search across Spain  for yet more fringe players who will add nothing to his squad in terms of  quality.
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
Two good men: Tom Cruise gives namesake Gunner    the thumbs up

Die Hard 4

Bruce Willis heads the cast at a struggling Premier League outfit  weighed down with debt but refusing to give up. Suggested locations include a ramshackle stadium on the south coast of England.

The Magnificent Seven

More action from Fratton Park where the squad is  gradually sold off to keep the receivers at bay but the remaining players  bravely battle on.

Eyes Wide Shut

Manchester United forward Nani is pencilled in for the lead  role in this coming of age biopic about a winger who feels he isn’t going  anywhere. Sadly, his manager agrees with him.
Tiger Woods
Video nasty: Woods has endured a troubling fortnight

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

The mother-in-law of a top golfer conceals herself in the closet as she stalks her petrified prey seeking revenge for her  wronged daughter. Not for the faint-hearted or those with a high handicap.

Bachelor Party

Tiger Woods is your guide as he takes you through a typical  weekend in the life of the world’s richest sportsman.

Paint Your Wagon

Woods tries to cover up the damage after the fateful car crash which started his spiralling descent.

Free Willy

Another warts-and-all look at the private life of our man Woods (stop it now, Editor).

Karate Kid 3

Tony Pulis lands the biggest role of his life as a vigilante  football boss who won’t put up with any whispering in the showers after the  game, even from the bigger kids.

Harry Potter and the Fake Blood Prince

Former Harlequins director of rugby  Dean Richards gets his big break when he headlines this searing expose into the covert world of professional sport and the lengths people will go to in order  to triumph.

Dragnet 2

Stone-faced leading man Andy Murray reluctantly accepts that he must  learn to volley more if he is to win that coveted Grand Slam title.

Short Circuit

More cycling sprint glory for Sir Chris Hoy and the usual cast as they sweep all before them on the way to London 2012.
Usain Bolt
Cool runnings: Sprint king Usain Bolt is in a league of his own on the track

Cannonball Run

Behind the scenes as Usain Bolt wins Olympic gold.

Cannonball Run 2

Behind the scenes as Usain Bolt wins more Olympic gold.

Where For Art Thou Brother?

Bonding movie in which close siblings Lewis and Jenson learn to work together in the same garage. But where has Lewis gone with  all the fuel? And where has the best set of tyres disappeared to?

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

Another Premier League football club’s fancy dress Christmas Party goes disastrously wrong in this  fly-on-the-toilet-wall documentary. Robbie Fowler narrates.
Ryan Giggs
Rain man: Ryan Giggs has been an ever-present for United in the Premier League

A Man For All Seasons

Ryan Giggs looks back at playing his part in every  single Premier League campaign.

I Know What You Did Last Summer

It’s sink or swim for Freddie Flintoff as he  takes on his first leading man role – after flotation lessons at his local swimming pool.

Dead Calm

The weather ruins elite sailor Ben Ainslie’s preparations for more Olympic success.

Toy Story

Robbie Savage and Teddy Sheringham compare flash motors in a distasteful show of oppulence.
Woody and Buzz Lightyear: Toy Story
Robbie Savage
Toy story: Robbie Savage could star in a film flashing off his mega motors

The Unforgiven

How did Tim Henman lose that semi-final? How? This unflinching  docu-drama attempts to answer the question which has been dogging the Wimbledon  members enclosure ever since. Sequel to Rain Man.

Billion Dollar Baby

A Sheik with a dream, a welshman, a football club in  urgent need of repair and a rich neighbour with jealousy issues make this film  a must-see delight. The poster campaign for the movie sparked interest across  the city of Manchester – and beyond.

Batman Returns

After four months out with a serious injury, can KP go back to  his homeland and convince a group of South Africans? But enough about the  England side.
 

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